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Buy Announcements, Written Entirely by Humans

An announcement is not email, it’s not fax, it’s not news. Announcements are the sharing of information that include the ‘facts and feeling’ in the same short paragraph. Everything you send without vetoing carries the facts to the pages of The Newspaper. In an announcement, a simple mistake like an incorrect date or an incorrect name (of the hospice) or wrong spelling (of a wish for or a wish against flowers) makes it front page news.

When communicating sensitive information, wording matters, but the sequence matters as well. You should never be the first to post about an engagement, diagnosis or death in a group chat. For this reason, we usually create two different versions for the people you tell first, then the people after them.

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$10 per 100 words up to 3 days no account needed

What Good No-AI Announcements Should Deliver

The reader should be able to answer four questions after reading: what, when, what is expected of them, how to respond. Death notices are work in progress documents. They set the time for the service, name the charity, and inform distant relatives about whether they are expected to attend. Warmth is necessary, but not if it’s at the expense of the line that someone needs to fill in.

  • Facts checked back: names, dates, times, spellings, locations.
  • A clear instruction on what readers should do next.
  • A private version for the people who hear first.

Where AI falls down on announcements

Announcements tend to lean toward ceremony. They claim a passing was peaceful, maybe it was, but either way the precise time of the service is mentioned farther down in the announcement after two paragraphs of saccharine outpourings. The one reason people looked at the announcement in the first place is mentioned last.

How Articled Produces No-AI Announcements

One writer waits till every spelling is confirmed and a list of details given before making the first draft. A short draft is made only as big as it has to be for the intended space. Newspapers sell space by the line, so a print notification will be made in a tighter form than what is sent by email or posted.

How an announcement gets written here

  1. Give us the facts and who needs to hear them before anyone else.
  2. Writer reads the details back for confirmation before drafting.
  3. Draft written for its channel: paper notice, email, card or post.
  4. Anything with legal or employment weight goes to your advisers first.

Review and Revisions for No-AI Announcements

Two revision rounds for fourteen days are assigned to the same writer. It usually takes only a few minutes to make changes that are factually correct. You have to check the names and dates, because, of course, we can’t check them. Any announcements that deal with employment, estates, or things that are regulated should be checked by your own qualified adviser before you release them.

  • A short public version plus a longer one for close family.
  • Newspaper notice cut to the line count you specify.
  • Facts listed separately so you can check them quickly.
  • Suggested wording for the replies you will receive.
  • Two revision rounds inside fourteen days, same writer throughout.

What people commission announcements for

  • Death notices and funeral service details.
  • Birth, engagement and marriage announcements.
  • Retirement or career change notes to a network.
  • Telling a wide circle about an illness once.

What announcements cost

One rate, whatever the format: $10 per 100 words. You are paying for the writer’s time and judgement, so the price scales with the words rather than with a package tier.

Typical announcementWordsWritingFee (1%)You pay
Short notice150$15$0.15$15.15
Standard announcement350$35$0.35$35.35
Announcement with tribute700$70$0.70$70.70

The writer receives 100% of the writing price. Our 1% fee is added on top of it, and 0.5% is donated to tree planting. Full pricing breakdown.

No-AI Announcements FAQs

Every format is priced identically: $10 per 100 words plus a 1% platform fee. A 350-word announcement comes to $35.35. There is no research surcharge, no rush tier and no minimum retainer.

Up to 3 days. The writer has to read around the subject before writing it, so we quote honestly rather than promising an hour. If your deadline is tighter, say so in the brief and we will tell you before you pay whether we can meet it.

Yes. Tell us paper type and size, column width and maximum lines, and the writer will count accordingly and not charge you for extra. We include the longer version of the obituary for the funeral program and the online tribute page because they are both built from the same information.

By saying plainly what you want. One sentence asking people to hold off calling for a week, or naming a single person to contact instead, does more than any careful phrasing. We will write it so it does not come across as cold.

Completely. Copyright transfers to you on delivery, with no attribution requirement and no licence back to us. Nothing written for you is resold, repurposed or republished.

Reviews

What clients say about our announcements

Reviews from completed, paid orders in this category.

Tomás R

My brother actually laughed at the right part

I was pleased the speech I wrote from prompts about my brother closely resembled me, but that was expected. The ‘caravan’ joke fit right where they placed it. I put off writing this for months.

Verified order Wedding speeches September 2025
Aurélie D

Cried both times, after reading them twice

I was dreading this, but the questions for the vows were incredible. They were way better than anything I would have thought of. One of the questions even asked what I had been wrong about, and that became the answer in the middle of the vows.

Verified order Wedding vows August 2025
Dorota K

A letter I avoided writing for years

It’s difficult to begin writing to someone you haven’t talked to since 2011. I explained the situation. I got a careful response. It didn’t apologize for me or explain anything. She answered my letter, which is everything I wanted.

Verified order Personal letters May 2025

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Verification

Every announcement is checked before it reaches you

We do not ask you to take the no-AI promise on trust. Each draft is run through these platforms and the reports are attached to your delivery email.

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Originality.aiAI detection + plagiarism
GPTZeroAI detection
TurnitinAI detection + similarity
CopyleaksAI detection + plagiarism
Winston AIAI detection
ZeroGPTAI detection
SaplingAI detection
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$10 per 100 words · all of it to the writer · 0.5% to trees