Dating profiles are filters, not ads, and should be designed to keep the wrong people swiping, and give the right people a prompt. A large portion of existing profiles fall into the first category. Qualities noted are ineffective handle.
So a specific version replaces it. Not looking for an adventure, but a ferry you missed in Split and what you did for the next six hours. Details are specific, quotable, and almost impossible to fake.
The people you’re trying to reach are the ones who have swiped through the other several thousand profiles. They can pattern match quickly, and generated bios have a harmony they now recognize: three symmetrical clauses, a wink at the end, an emoji standing in for a punchline. At best, the details are borrowed, and the opening message is a question about a hobby you don’t really have.
When asking a model for a dating bio, the same three elements show up every single time: a reference to travel, a joke about being basic and drinking coffee, and an offer to ask for more. Two of those are already in the profile just above yours. In a context where the reader is scrolling, the Same-ness is Deadliness.
We ask a set of a little uncomfortable questions, and then toss most of the responses. What survives is usually the odd thing you noted in passing. The writer builds each line to the app’s limit, because a Hinge prompt truncated at 150 characters loses its effect.
Let us know the apps you are using, the age range you target and do your questionnaire. You can order 150 words for one profile or 600 to cover multiple profiles. No account is needed, delivery takes up to three days. You have two revisions for 14 days after the delivery.
One rate, whatever the format: $10 per 100 words. You are paying for the writer’s time and judgement, so the price scales with the words rather than with a package tier.
| Typical dating profile | Words | Writing | Fee (1%) | You pay |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Single app profile | 150 | $15 | $0.15 | $15.15 |
| Profile with prompt answers | 300 | $30 | $0.30 | $30.30 |
| Multi-app set | 600 | $60 | $0.60 | $60.60 |
The writer receives 100% of the writing price. Our 1% fee is added on top of it, and 0.5% is donated to tree planting. Full pricing breakdown.
We match the brief to a writer who has already worked in that subject area. If you have worked with an Articled writer before and want them again, name them and we will check their availability first.
Up to 3 days. The writer has to read around the subject before writing it, so we quote honestly rather than promising an hour. If your deadline is tighter, say so in the brief and we will tell you before you pay whether we can meet it.
No, we do not require them. Provide a description of the images you intend to use. The writer will customize them accordingly, so the bio isn’t likely to indicate a hiking type if all images are indoors. Picking pictures is a different job from putting the captions next to the pictures.
If it’s too good, tell us so we can rewrite it. That is the purpose of the two revision rounds. A profile only serves the purpose if you can converse beyond what it communicates. If a line sounds better than you speak, it is the wrong line and, to be frank, we will remove it.
Completely. Copyright transfers to you on delivery, with no attribution requirement and no licence back to us. Nothing written for you is resold, repurposed or republished.
Reviews from completed, paid orders in this category.
I was pleased the speech I wrote from prompts about my brother closely resembled me, but that was expected. The ‘caravan’ joke fit right where they placed it. I put off writing this for months.
I was dreading this, but the questions for the vows were incredible. They were way better than anything I would have thought of. One of the questions even asked what I had been wrong about, and that became the answer in the middle of the vows.
It’s difficult to begin writing to someone you haven’t talked to since 2011. I explained the situation. I got a careful response. It didn’t apologize for me or explain anything. She answered my letter, which is everything I wanted.
We do not ask you to take the no-AI promise on trust. Each draft is run through these platforms and the reports are attached to your delivery email.
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$10 per 100 words · all of it to the writer · 0.5% to trees