My brother actually laughed at the right part
I was pleased the speech I wrote from prompts about my brother closely resembled me, but that was expected. The ‘caravan’ joke fit right where they placed it. I put off writing this for months.
A biography is a compilation of facts that are your accomplishments presented in a way that brings the strongest case possible for your accomplishments. The facts don’t change, but the way you reorder or rewrite them is what ultimately tells a program committee whether you deserve a slot. Most biographies are written once and then updated over ten years.
We write biographies in the way that they are consumed by those requesting them. 50 words for a program, 100 for a website, and several hundred for a press kit. They all say the same thing, and we do it in varying degrees.
A biography is factual. The items in it are verifiable by the person deciding whether to book you, and a poorly created one will support you in a title you never achieved or support your affiliation to a company you divorced in 2019. The damage is not in the style. The damage is in becoming the person whose biography is incorrect.
Bios are where models invent quietly. Given a name and a field, a generated bio supplies a plausible award, a plausible university and a plausible number of years. No one looks at bios until someone does, usually a journalist, and then it is in print.
The recipient receives a resume, a link, or a messy list of the things you have done. It is the writer’s responsibility to select the two or three most powerful and persuasive to the audience facts and expand on those to provide the necessary detail. Everything else is ranked, and whatever falls below the word count, will be excluded, rather than included as a part of a clause.
Emergency profiles where you specify the bio location. 500 words covers a full biography and the short cuts most people need. No account, delivery within 3 days, and 2 revision rounds usable in 14 days afterward.
One rate, whatever the format: $10 per 100 words. You are paying for the writer’s time and judgement, so the price scales with the words rather than with a package tier.
| Typical personal biography | Words | Writing | Fee (1%) | You pay |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Short bio | 150 | $15 | $0.15 | $15.15 |
| Standard biography | 500 | $50 | $0.50 | $50.50 |
| Long-form biography | 1,200 | $120 | $1.20 | $121.20 |
The writer receives 100% of the writing price. Our 1% fee is added on top of it, and 0.5% is donated to tree planting. Full pricing breakdown.
We match the brief to a writer who has already worked in that subject area. If you have worked with an Articled writer before and want them again, name them and we will check their availability first.
Up to 3 days. The writer has to read around the subject before writing it, so we quote honestly rather than promising an hour. If your deadline is tighter, say so in the brief and we will tell you before you pay whether we can meet it.
Yes, I would agree. Both can be ordered. Conference programs and press releases use third person. An about page typically uses first. They are different documents. The writer will rebuild the sentences rather than using find and replace.
Whenever the first sentence not the most interesting true thing about you. In reality, that happens every year or two or as soon as you change roles. Send the old one along with the new details and the update is typically a short edit.
Completely. Copyright transfers to you on delivery, with no attribution requirement and no licence back to us. Nothing written for you is resold, repurposed or republished.
Reviews from completed, paid orders in this category.
I was pleased the speech I wrote from prompts about my brother closely resembled me, but that was expected. The ‘caravan’ joke fit right where they placed it. I put off writing this for months.
I was dreading this, but the questions for the vows were incredible. They were way better than anything I would have thought of. One of the questions even asked what I had been wrong about, and that became the answer in the middle of the vows.
It’s difficult to begin writing to someone you haven’t talked to since 2011. I explained the situation. I got a careful response. It didn’t apologize for me or explain anything. She answered my letter, which is everything I wanted.
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$10 per 100 words · all of it to the writer · 0.5% to trees