Award scripts cater to mouths and clocks. A category intro lasts for forty seconds. A presenter pair you have never met reads it cold from a prompter. Clever lines that die in the room suck the energy from that segment.
It should be capable of sustaining the evening even when the flow of the event falters. A winner is not in the room, a video fails to play, the meal overruns by fifteen minutes. Scripts we write carry lines for those, because the host will need at least one of them before the night is out.
Timing and taste are two things that nobody has automated here. Writers count words against seconds and read what they have written. A sentence that scans on screen can be unsayable at pace. Taste is more important. A line that you say about a nominee’s company that is tough to say in front of a room of three hundred people cannot be changed.
AI-generated award scripts create jokes for no one in particular. They cannot know that the runner-up in category four is also the sponsor, that your CEO hates being called a visionary, or that a nominee laid off 40 people in March. These are the lines that quiet a room.
We begin with the run sheet and nominee lists. Segment lengths, sponsor obligations, and AV cue points define the framework. The writer inserts drafts into the framework, then reads it aloud, timing each draft, stopping when segments go over their time allocation.
We verify the names and winners in character. We provide phonetic guides for any words presenters may mispronounce. We place sponsor mentions as per contract and count them. Each segment is timed aloud. We do not include any information for nominees if we cannot verify its source from their entry or from public domain.
One rate, whatever the format: $10 per 100 words. You are paying for the writer’s time and judgement, so the price scales with the words rather than with a package tier.
| Typical award-show script | Words | Writing | Fee (1%) | You pay |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Single category segment | 600 | $60 | $0.60 | $60.60 |
| One-hour show script | 2,500 | $250 | $2.50 | $252.50 |
| Full evening with contingencies | 5,000 | $500 | $5 | $505 |
The writer receives 100% of the writing price. Our 1% fee is added on top of it, and 0.5% is donated to tree planting. Full pricing breakdown.
Yes — 2 rounds are included, for 14 days after delivery, handled by the writer who wrote the piece rather than by someone new to the brief.
Yes, by assigning someone who already knows the subject rather than someone who will research it overnight. If we do not have the right specialist available we will tell you rather than take the brief and hope.
This happens so frequently that scripts are made to be delivered cold. This means short, uncomplicated lines, and low-impact jokes to keep the risk of hitting a bad beat to a minimum for both presenters. We also keep track of who says what by placing it in a column rather than in a paragraph.
The nominee list is your guide and you never need the answer. Winning candidate reaction lines are drafted in branch format, one per candidate, where a segment is appropriate. Segments are held by your producer and the envelope. Articled staff will not learn the results prior to the rest of the room.
Completely. Copyright transfers to you on delivery, with no attribution requirement and no licence back to us. Nothing written for you is resold, repurposed or republished.
Reviews from completed, paid orders in this category.
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Public-sector tender, forty pages, scored on the method statement. The writer read the scoring matrix and tailored the answer in that order rather than telling our story. We scored highest on quality for the first time. I don’t know if it’s repeatable but I’ll definitely be applying again for the next tender.
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We do not ask you to take the no-AI promise on trust. Each draft is run through these platforms and the reports are attached to your delivery email.
Originality.aiAI detection + plagiarism
GPTZeroAI detection
TurnitinAI detection + similarity
CopyleaksAI detection + plagiarism
Winston AIAI detection
ZeroGPTAI detection
SaplingAI detection
Content at ScaleAI detection
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$10 per 100 words · all of it to the writer · 0.5% to trees